Top 20 Good Morining Laughing Quotes, Wishes, Messages

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1. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off. — Jarod Kintz
2. Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
3. There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler
4. I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there. — James Lileks
5. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. — Robert Frost
6. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben
7. Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. — Mitch Hedburg
8. I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra
9. Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip. — Kris Kidd
10. Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee. — Aleksandra Ninkovic
11. I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom. — Unknown
12. Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it. — Richard Whately
13. I hate mornings, they start so early. — Janet Evanovich
14. The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me. — Uknown
15. What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France. — Timur Vermes
16. Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone. — Job Might
17. I need to get up; my coffee needs me. — Unknown
18. Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction. — Unknown
19. A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. — Marcia Carrington
20. Morning not only forgives, it forgets. — Marty Rubin

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