All Time Best Funny Fishing Quotes & Sayings

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• Somebody behind you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.
  Ernest Hemingway
• Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
  Anonymous
  There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
  Paul O’Neil
• Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
  Henry David Thoreau
• There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
  Patrick F. McManus
• We ask a simple question and that is all we wish; Are all fisherman liars or do only liars fish?
  William Sherwood Fox
• An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won’t let him do it at home.
  Anonymous
• The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
  A. K. Best
• A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
  Anonymous
• Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
  Paul Schullery
• If fishing is religion, fly fishing is high church.
  Tom Brokaw
• Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
  Anonymous
• Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
  Chuck Clark
• The best way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly.
  Anonymous
• Do not tell fish stories where the people know you… but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.
  Mark Twain
• May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.