Best 20 Laughing Golf Quotes & Sayings

Here is a collection of 20 Golf Funny Quotes – Some are inspirational and others are golf sayings that will hopefully bring a smile to your face. Let’s Read Funny Golf Quotes

1. “A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.” ‒ Harry Vardon, ‘Progressive Golf’.
2. “Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.” ‒ Harvey Penick.
3. “The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest golf cart never has to play the bad lie.” ‒ Mickey Mantle.
4. “You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.” ‒ Lee Trevino.
5. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” ‒ Ben Hogan.
6. “They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.” ‒ Raymond Flyod.
7. “I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” ‒ Gerald Ford.
8. “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” ‒ Jack Benny.
9. “If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.” ‒ Sam Snead.
10. “If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.” ‒ Joey Lauren Adams
11. “The only way of really finding out a man’s true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.” ‒ P. G. Wodehouse.
12. “There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.” ‒ Lee Trevino.
13. “I’ve seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.” ‒ Stephen Leacock
14. “A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.” ‒ Thomas Boswell.
15. ““If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” ‒ Bob Hope.
16. “Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.” ‒ Bill Cosby.
17. “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” ‒ G. K. Chesterton.“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: it’s called an eraser.” ‒ Arnold Palmer.
18. “I am past writing angst songs for kids. My angst is when I can’t get my Porsche roof up and when I can’t get my golf handicap down.” ‒ Alice Cooper.
19. “Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.” ‒ Tony Lema, ‘Champagne Golf’.
20. “But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point.” ‒ Payne Stewart.

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