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- “The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt.” – J.K. Rowling, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’.
- “Why are you worrying about you-know-who, when you should be worrying about you-no-poo? The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!” – Ron, ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’.
- “Don’t put your wand there, boy! … Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.” – Professor McGonagall, ‘Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix’.
- “You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant … but scary.” – Ron Weasley, ‘Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone’.
- “Percy wouldn’t notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby’s hats.” – J.K. Rowling, ‘Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire’.
- “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education … Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?” – Fred Weasley, ‘Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix’.
- “Every human life is worth the same and worth saving.” -Kingsley Shacklebolt, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’.
- “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” – Fred Weasley, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’.
- “Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.” – J.K. Rowling, ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’.
- “We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, and Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun!” – Peeves, ‘Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows’.
- “You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts … but you cannot deny he’s got style.” – Phineas Nigellus Black, ‘Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix’.
- “The toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick.” – Moaning Myrtle, ‘Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone’.
- “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.” – J.K. Rowling, ‘Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban’.
- “Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione’s. I don’t believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family! What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours? said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.” – ‘Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix’.
- “What do you see when you look in the Mirror? I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woollen socks. Harry stared. One can never have enough socks, said Dumbledore. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” – ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’.
- “It’s lucky it’s dark. I haven’t blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.” – Rubeus Hagrid, ‘Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone’.
- “He seems like a very good teacher, said Hermione approvingly. But I wish I could have had a turn with the boggart”. – J.K. Rowling, ‘Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban’.
- “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!” – Professor Dumbledore, ‘Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone’.
- “But I am the Chosen One.” Hermione whacks him over the head with a roll of parchment. “Okay … kidding.” – Harry Potter, ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’.
- “Right. I’m going down to Hagrid’s.” – Harry Potter, ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’.
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