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Funny Running Quotes and relatable sayings about running and all things fitness related that will make you and your runner friends burst out laughing. Let’s read Running Funny Quotes
- “The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.” Erma Bombeck
- “Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.” Jumbo Elliot
- “I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster.” Robin Williams
- “There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys.” Gabrielle Zevin
- “The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.” Martin Mull
- “My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” Milton Berle
- “If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you’ll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you’ll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway.” Don Kardong
- “If you start to feel good during an ultra, don’t worry, you will get over it.” Gene Thibeault
- “Life is short. Running makes it seem longer.” Baron Hansen
- “If the hill has its own name, then it’s probably a pretty tough hill.” Marty Stern
- “Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.” Victoria Wood
- “Start slow, then taper off.” Walt Stack
- “I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.” Rita Rudner
- “It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it.” Brooks Johnson
- “Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second.” William James
- “If you feel bad at 10 miles, you’re in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you’re normal. If you don’t feel bad at 26 miles, you’re abnormal.” Rob de Castella
- “Good things come slow. Especially in distance running.” Bill Dellinger
- “How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.” Jimmy Fallon
- “Run like hell and get the agony over with.” Clarence DeMar
- “Running a marathon felt like I played in a very rough football game with no hitting above the waist.” Alan Page
- “The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.” Franklin Jones
- “If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.” P.Z. Pearce
- “I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly.” Bill Kirby
- “I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” Wendy Liebman
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