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Here are some Funny Quotes About Friendship which will bring smile on your face as well your friend and make your friendship strong forever.
- “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” – C.S. Lewis
- “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” – Joan Powers
- “A friend to all is a friend to none.” – Aristotle
- “Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.” – Oscar Wilde
- “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain
- “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” – Terri Guillemets
- “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” – Laurie Colwin
- “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!“ – Unknown
- “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
- “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis
- “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” – Aaron Machado
- “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
- “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
- “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
- “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter
- “Friends are the family you choose.” – Jess C. Scott
- “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” – Sylvia Plath
- “‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” – A.A. Milne
- “Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.” – C.J. Langenhoven
- “Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.” – Kishore
- “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
- “If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.” – S.E. Hinton
- “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” – Unknown
- “Friends are relatives you make for yourself.” – Eustache Deschamps