Top 15 Flower Funny Quotes That Make You Smile

Explore and share Funny Flower Quotes And Sayings. Here is a list of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Let’s read and share Funny Flower Quotes

“If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face: ‘I’m cheap!'”
—Delta Burke”A man walks into a flower shop.
‘I’d like some flowers please.’
‘Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?’
He shrugs ‘Well I’m not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh . . .’
‘Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?'”
—Anonymous
“A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.”
—Ruth Brown
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”
—Oscar Levant
“If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.”
—Andrew Mason
“A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.”
—H.L.Mencken
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”
—A. A. Milne
“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”
—Lewis Mumford
“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”
—Lewis Mumford
“I hate flowers—I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move.”
—Georgia O’Keeffe
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”
—A. A. Milne
“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”
—Lewis Mumford
“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”
—Lewis Mumford
“I hate flowers—I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move.”
—Georgia O’Keeffe”I don’t know whether nice people tend to grow roses or growing roses makes people nice.”
—Roland A Browne
“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive.”
—Brian Clough
“Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there’s always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.”
—Marcelene Cox
“I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs. Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.”
—Bette Davis
“I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.”
—Herbert Rappaport
“Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.”
—Robert Heinlein
“Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?”
—W. D. Richter