Top 10 Nurses Funny Quotes That You Laugh More

Working in nursing is an incredibly rewarding career. Here are some more Funny Nurses Quotes (Just for Fun) because laugher is the best medicine. Let’s Read Nurses Funny Quotes

You can tell when a patient is feeling better when she starts to wear makeup. — Jenn O’Keefe

You know you’re a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible. — Unknown

Don’t mess with me — I get paid to poke people with sharp objects. — Unknown

Being a nurse is weird. I can keep a poker face through trauma but have a mental breakdown over losing my favorite pen. — Unknown

Once a nurse, always a nurse. No matter where you go or what you do, you can never truly get out of nursing. It’s like the Mafia… you know too much. – Deb Gaudlin, RN

Yes, I am a nurse. No, I don’t want to look at it. — Unknown

Laughter is the best medicine… except when treating diarrhea. — Unknown

Nurses can’t fix stupid… but we can sedate it. — Unknown

Every nurse has a best friend, Pam: LorazePAM, DiazePAM, and ClonazePAM. — Unknown

Nursing school is a lot like giving birth… Once it’s over, you tend to forget just how painful the process really was. — Unknown

I love being a nurse, but I mostly love wearing scrubs. They’re basically professional pajamas. — Unknown

Not saying I’m a big deal, but the government classifies me as essential. — Unknown

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they’re giving you an enema. — Warren Beatty, Actor

It would not be possible to praise nurses too highly. — Stephen Ambrose, Author

Be nice to your nurse. They’re the person who chooses your catheter size. — Unknown

Nursing friendships are a different kind of love. Like, ‘I’ll hold the butt cheeks while you clean the butt crack’ kind of love! — Unknown

They can put up with me, so you know that’s a good company. — Olivia Mason, Sonas LPN

Nurse — the first person you see after saying, ‘Hold my beer and watch this!’ — Unknown

The nurse that can smile when things go wrong… is probably going off duty. — Unknown

I have restraints and Ativan, and I’m not afraid to use them. – Deborah Barnes, RN

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