30 Funny Spongebob Quotes To Get You Through Your Day

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1. “Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells…smelly.” – Mr. Krabs
2. “I am ugly and I’m proud!” – Spongebob
3. “Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs
4. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward
5. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward
6. “If I was a mom…this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy!” – Patrick
7. Spongebob: You’re just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we will fight the Pink Menace! Patrick: That’s me!
8. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
9. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob
10. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
11. “I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrick
12. “Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.” – Patrick
13. “I Spongeboob. SPONGEBOOB? Who’s Spongeboob? I said Spongeboob. Again, again, sorry people.” – Patrick
14. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick
15. “I got diarrhea!” – Spongebob
16. “Fine, I guess you’re gonna miss…the panty raid.” – Patrick
17. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – Spongebob
18. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick
19. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob
20. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” – Spongebob
21. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob
22. “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” – Squidward
23. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” – Squidward
24. “So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” – New Narrator
25. “Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try playing with BIG MEATY CLAWS!” – Saxophone Player
26. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
27. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” – Patrick Star
28. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
29. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward
30. “Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob

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